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	<title>Geeks Trying To Be Funny &#187; Uncategorized</title>
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		<title>Uranium Ore For Sale in Amazon</title>
		<link>http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/1206</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 01:53:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[amazon]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yup (but it&#8217;s currently out of stock). Be sure to read the reviews, though (now you know where this is heading).]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top" target="_blank">Yup</a> (but it&#8217;s currently out of stock).</p>
<p>Be sure to read the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/product-reviews/B000796XXM/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_helpful?ie=UTF8&amp;coliid=&amp;showViewpoints=1&amp;colid=&amp;sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending" target="_blank">reviews</a>, though (now you know where this is heading).</p>
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		<title>Meet the Avengers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 04:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Avengers Movie]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[From SDCC, via Newsarama, the cast and crew of the Avengers movie pose for a photo op. The movie features Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Captain America, Thor, Hawkeye, Black Widow, Nick Fury and Agent Coulson assemble together on screen for the first time. No Ant-man or the Wasp?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 460px"><a href="http://www.newsarama.com/multimedia/img_display.php?pic=QVZFTkdFUlMtQVNTRU1CTEVELU1vdmllLUNhc3QuanBnfFVQREFURTogQVZFTkdFUlMgQVNTRU1CTEUhIFNEQ0MgMjAxMDogVEhPUiAmIENBUHx8ZmlsbQ=="><img class="  " title="Avengers Cast" src="http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/specials/reallygeeky/AVENGERS-ASSEMBLED-Movie-Cast.jpg" alt="Avengers Cast" width="450" height="278" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">(L-R) Robert Downey Jr., Clark Gregg, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Samuel L. Jackson, Jeremy Renner, Mark Ruffalo, Director Joss Whedon, Producer and Marvel Studios’ President Kevin Feige. Click to see the original version</p></div>
<p><a href="http://www.newsarama.com/film/SDCC-2010-Marvel-Studios-Thor-Captain-America-100724.html" target="_blank">From SDCC, via Newsarama</a>, the cast and crew of the Avengers movie pose for a photo op. The movie features Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Captain America, Thor, Hawkeye, Black Widow, Nick Fury and Agent Coulson assemble together on screen for the first time.</p>
<p>No Ant-man or the Wasp?</p>
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		<title>Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty Launch Trailer</title>
		<link>http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/1197</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 07:26:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Starcraft 2]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looks already like an epic movie. &#8217;nuff said.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="450" height="278"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/C_E83GfWM-A&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1?rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/C_E83GfWM-A&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1?rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="450" height="278"></embed></object></p>
<p>Looks already like an epic movie.</p>
<p>&#8217;nuff said.</p>
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		<title>A message to Wena, from Jon</title>
		<link>http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/1195</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 16:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jon says, &#8220;hi.&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jon says, &#8220;hi.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>BYU Library Spoofs Old Spice Man</title>
		<link>http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/1182</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 03:40:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Harold Lee Library]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Old Spice man spoof]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Studying]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Well, not exactly a spoof but the tribute is definitely there. And we all know the Old Spice Man ad definitely &#8220;inspired&#8221; copies and spoofs. But this is was really professionally done, gets the message across and is actually effective.  And note, this an actual ad for the Brigham Young University Library. Not bad for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, not exactly a spoof but the tribute is definitely there. And we all know the Old Spice Man ad definitely &#8220;inspired&#8221; copies and spoofs.</p>
<p>But this is was really professionally done, gets the message across and is actually effective.  And note, this an actual ad for the Brigham Young University Library. Not bad for a religiously-affiliated institution.</p>
<p>Enjoy:<br />
<object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="450" height="278" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2ArIj236UHs&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xd0d0d0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="440" height="278" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2ArIj236UHs&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xd0d0d0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
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		<title>Antennagate, according to Taiwanese Press</title>
		<link>http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/1179</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 14:56:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is too good not to share, especially if you can&#8217;t understand any Chinese whatsoever. It has making up your own commentary in your head. And apparently more gems like this from NMA, like the Leno-O&#8217;Brian fiasco from their YouTube Channel (some are serious news, though).]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is too good not to share, especially if you can&#8217;t understand any Chinese whatsoever. It has making up your own commentary in your head.</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="450" height="278" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tn-YesqzvNk&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="450" height="278" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tn-YesqzvNk&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>And apparently more gems like this from NMA, like the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ9m1an-pQ8&amp;feature=player_embedded" target="_blank">Leno-O&#8217;Brian fiasco</a> from their <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/NMANews">YouTube Channel</a> (some are serious news, though).</p>
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		<title>How to Hold the iPhone 4</title>
		<link>http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/1174</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 07:40:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[antenna problems]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;especially if you&#8217;re making calls and you&#8217;re left-handed:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;especially if you&#8217;re making calls and you&#8217;re left-handed:</p>
<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><img src="http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/specials/reallygeeky/L.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">&quot;L&quot; from Death Note</p></div>
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		<title>Seattle Trio Joins the Mongol Rally using a Second-hand Minivan</title>
		<link>http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/1166</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 13:47:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Just a Steppe Away]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mongolia Rally]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wacky Races]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Firstly, what is the Mongol Rally? Well, it&#8217;s basically a suicidal race with no one set route,  no checkpoints, no prizes but just a loooooong drive from London, the United Kingdom to Ulan Bator, Mongolia. There are no first finishers and the point is to just make it. According to Wikipedia: The Mongol Rally is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Firstly, what is the <a href="http://mongolrally.theadventurists.com" target="_blank">Mongol Rally</a>? Well, it&#8217;s basically a suicidal race with no one set route,  no checkpoints, no prizes but just a loooooong drive from London, the United Kingdom to Ulan Bator, Mongolia. There are no first finishers and the point is to <strong>just make it.</strong></p>
<p>According to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_Rally" target="_blank">Wikipedia</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<div id="_mcePaste">The Mongol Rally is a car rally that begins in Europe and ends in Ulan Bator, Mongolia. The principal launch is from Goodwood Circuit, United Kingdom, with subsidiary starting points in other European countries. It is described as the &#8220;greatest adventure in the world&#8221;. Whilst originally the rally required competing vehicles to have an engine displacement of less than 1,000cc, this has been increased to 1,200 cc to reflect the increasing difficulty of obtaining a car since the Mongolian government stipulated that all competing vehicles must be less than 10 years old.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste">The rally is designed to be an adventure for the participants, and not a traditional rally/race. The organisers (&#8220;The Adventurists&#8221;) are careful to point out that racing on highways is illegal, and that no recognition is given to the first finisher. There are other differences from mainstream rallies, particularly the fact that no support team is provided and no other arrangements are made such as for accommodation. Indeed, the diminutive vehicles are deliberately inappropriate for the task, in the adventurous spirit of the rally.</div>
</blockquote>
<p>Apparently, you just need to be crazy enough and either you have a lot of free time on your hands or a lot of disposable at your hand. All that just for the rough road and all you get is bragging rights&#8230;<em>if your car doesn&#8217;t conk out in Uzbekistan. </em>For added kicks, none of the suggested routes are safe, a lot of participants end up requiring hospitalization and some teams even go MIA.</p>
<p>Yes, it&#8217;s that fun and this <a href="http://www.justasteppeaway.com/" target="_blank">crazy trio</a> will be doing it, probably for lulz:</p>
<blockquote><p>We are a team of three friends from Seattle, WA set to drive approximately 8-10,000 miles from London to Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia in July 2010.  We’ll be making the trek in a tiny car wholly unsuitable for the journey across rivers, deserts, mountain ranges, and unmapped terrain.  Our trip will raise money for charity and the vehicle and supplies used on the journey will be donated to charitable organizations in Mongolia at the conclusion of the trip.</p></blockquote>
<p>And they&#8217;re doing it in a diminutive <a href="http://www.justasteppeaway.com/vehicle/">Suzuki Minivan</a>. If you&#8217;re calling them crazy for even doing this, at least they&#8217;re going crazy for a good cause&#8230;I think (teams are required to raise money for charity). Let&#8217;s wish them a good luck (and it looks like they&#8217;d really need it) and godspeed.</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.justasteppeaway.com/" target="_blank">Team &#8220;Just a Steppe Away&#8221; Site</a></li>
<li><a href="http://mongolrally.theadventurists.com" target="_blank">Mongol Rally Website</a></li>
<li><a href="http://thatwillbuffout.com/2010/07/12/funny-car-photos-mongolian-rally-mondays/">That will Buff Out Page</a></li>
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		<title>Why are South East Asian women so obsessed with getting whiter?</title>
		<link>http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/1162</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 01:56:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[BBDO Ortega]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny commercials]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Really,  I don&#8217;t it get it with the women from my part of the world. It&#8217;s so bad that there was even a faux news item about Thailand helping out in Haiti by donating whitening cream. Emphasis on faux (for the sensitive types, you political correctness buffoons). But of course, because of this, there&#8217;s a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Really,  I don&#8217;t it get it with the women from my part of the world. It&#8217;s so bad that there was even a faux news item about <a href="http://www.notthenation.com/pages/news/getnews.php?id=861" target="_blank">Thailand helping out in Haiti</a> by donating whitening cream. Emphasis on <em><strong>faux</strong></em> (for the sensitive types, you political correctness buffoons).</p>
<p>But of course, because of this, there&#8217;s a slew of whitening products available. And when there&#8217;s products, there&#8217;s ads. However, this ad really stands out from the rest:</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="344" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XVS0iwQVBjI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XVS0iwQVBjI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>It&#8217;s funny, a bit tongue-in-cheek, and still manages to poke fun at its clientèle. It&#8217;s fucking BRILLIANT, I say! Enjoy!</p>
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		<title>Revisiting Tuscan Whole Milk on Amazon</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 12:43:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, remember those smart-ass milk reviews on Amazon? You don&#8217;t? Click here then. Refreshed your memory yet? Good. Now, apparently, the reviews for 1 Gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk on Amazon just keep coming. The latest one, was just posted two days ago (as of this writing): Indeed, this is true. While walking to the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, remember those smart-ass milk reviews on Amazon? You don&#8217;t? <a href="http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/258">Click here then.</a></p>
<p>Refreshed your memory yet? Good. Now, apparently, the reviews for <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top" target="_blank">1 Gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk on Amazon</a> just keep coming. The latest one, was just posted <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_dp_synop?ie=UTF8&amp;showViewpoints=0&amp;sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending#R3B4BPMGAQMG">two days ago</a> (as of this writing):</p>
<blockquote><p>Indeed, this is true. While walking to the supermarket, while receiving several women&#8217;s phone numbers, requests for autographs, and reality television show offers (I, of course was wearing the incomparable Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt), I eyed a gallon of authentic, legitimate, 100% Grade-A Tuscan Whole Milk. Then, several ninjas in black suits approached me. &#8220;You are not worthy of the sacred milk. Leave us to our milk purchasing or you will be sushi.&#8221; I fought them off with my 14 years of martial arts training and purchased the milk. Then, while drinking it at home from my titanium-coated platinum 163-karat goblet, I spilled a micro-millimeter drop of it on my Three Wolf Moon shirt. Then, I noticed a black hole vortex open up within my bachelor pad and suck in the gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk. Then, it ripped off my Three Wolf Moon shirt. It proceeded to close in and disappear. All of the best parts of my life had disappeared within this enormous mistake. Within the next few hours, I sold everything I owned to buy more milk. But, it was only Tuscan 2% Low-fat Milk. I also tried on several imitation Three Wolf Moon shirts to improve my life, such as Four Wolf Moon, Three Wolf Crescent, and Three Moon Wolf. None of them had the same effect. I started to suffer through a series of nervous breakdowns, and I finally checked into the Amazon Oddities Rehabilitation Center, to meet other suffering people going through withdrawls of Tuscan Whole Milk, Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, and Fresh Whole Rabbit. Today, I am a humble man, struggling to get by, relegated to cleaning bathrooms in McDonald&#8217;s. I live in the dark corridors of my mother&#8217;s basement, typing this sad tale on a Emachine.</p>
<p>The moral of this story is: Never spill a drop of Tuscan Whole Milk on your Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt.</p></blockquote>
<p>And the snark also keeps rolling in. Slightly older entries were just four days older.</p>
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