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		<title>Why Geeks Don&#8217;t Pick Up Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 16:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/1900'><img src='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/comics/2011-10-05-bad timings is like a mutant ability.jpg' border='0' /></a></p>True story. When they do muster the courage to actually approach a woman, the usual response discourages them further. It&#8217;s a vicious cycle.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/1900'><img src='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/comics/2011-10-05-bad timings is like a mutant ability.jpg' border='0' /></a></p><p>True story. When they do muster the courage to actually approach a woman, the usual response discourages them further. It&#8217;s a vicious cycle.</p>
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		<title>Humor Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2011 16:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/1764'><img src='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/comics/2011-06-29-why i fail at humor.jpg' border='0' /></a></p>So meta, so true sometimes&#8230;:(]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/1764'><img src='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/comics/2011-06-29-why i fail at humor.jpg' border='0' /></a></p><p>So meta, so true sometimes&#8230;:(</p>
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		<title>The good life</title>
		<link>http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/1663</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2011 16:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/1663'><img src='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/comics/2011-03-23-we live such sexy lives.jpg' border='0' /></a></p>Admit it; it&#8217;s true.]]></description>
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		<title>Overdoing it</title>
		<link>http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/297</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/?p=297</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/297'><img src='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/comics/2008-09-10-ol9jtvgr8.jpg' border='0' /></a></p>I don&#8217;t normally use Wikipedia as a resource or for quoting but I think I&#8217;ll make an exception this time. Now, no doubt that certain industry standards can definitely promote quality but blind application (or not truly understanding them) can be disadvantageous. Since this is a humor site, let&#8217;s focus on the negative: According to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/297'><img src='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/comics/2008-09-10-ol9jtvgr8.jpg' border='0' /></a></p><p>I don&#8217;t normally use Wikipedia as a resource or for quoting but I think I&#8217;ll make an exception this time. Now, no doubt that certain industry standards can definitely promote quality but blind application (or not truly understanding them) can be disadvantageous. Since this is a humor site, let&#8217;s focus on the negative:</p>
<blockquote><p>According to Seddon, ISO 9001 <strong>promotes specification, control, and procedures rather than understanding and improvement.</strong> Wade argues that ISO 9000 is effective as a guideline, but that promoting it as a standard &#8220;helps to mislead companies into thinking that certification means better quality, &#8230; [undermining] the need for an organization to set its own quality standards.&#8221; Paraphrased, Wade&#8217;s argument is that total, <strong>blind reliance on the specifications of ISO 9001 does not guarantee a successful quality system.</strong></p>
<p>The standard is seen as especially <strong>prone to failure when a company is interested in certification before quality</strong>.<sup> </sup>Certifications are in fact often based on customer contractual requirements rather than a desire to actually improve quality. &#8220;If you just want the certificate on the wall, chances are, you will create a paper system that doesn&#8217;t have much to do with the way you actually run your business,&#8221; said ISO&#8217;s Roger Frost. Certification by an independent auditor is often seen as the problem area, and according to Barnes, &#8220;has become a vehicle to increase consulting services.&#8221; In fact, <strong>ISO itself advises that ISO 9001 can be implemented without certification, simply for the quality benefits that can be achieved.</strong></p>
<p>source: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_9000">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_9000</a></p></blockquote>
<p>Just something to think about.</p>
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		<title>Good Grief</title>
		<link>http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/295</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/?p=295</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/295'><img src='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/comics/2008-09-03-dJMIq85rw.jpg' border='0' /></a></p>Sparked by an idea when a co-worker thought he should start charging people.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/295'><img src='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/comics/2008-09-03-dJMIq85rw.jpg' border='0' /></a></p><p>Sparked by an idea when a co-worker thought he should start charging people.</p>
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		<title>Infamous</title>
		<link>http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/292</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/?p=292</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/292'><img src='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/comics/2008-08-27-SW8vr7u4q.jpg' border='0' /></a></p>A friend told me once something like this happened to him. No kidding.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/292'><img src='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/comics/2008-08-27-SW8vr7u4q.jpg' border='0' /></a></p><p>A friend told me once something like this happened to him. No kidding.</p>
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		<title>Skepticism is the Default Mode</title>
		<link>http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/286</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/?p=286</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/286'><img src='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/comics/2008-08-20-58EYg8tMB.jpg' border='0' /></a></p>This really happened to us. Sure it was implemented abruptly and without warning but it is a welcome development. However,  we are skeptical about how they will determine if overtime is necessary or not and if this no overtime policy will work in the long run. Remember, this is the same management that likes to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/286'><img src='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/comics/2008-08-20-58EYg8tMB.jpg' border='0' /></a></p><p>This really happened to us. Sure it was implemented abruptly and without warning but it is a welcome development.</p>
<p>However,  we are skeptical about how they will determine if overtime is necessary or not and if this no overtime policy will work in the long run. Remember, this is the same management that likes to give laborious tasks on top of demanding project tasks.</p>
<p>We guess time will tell. In the meantime, we will all be busy living our lives outside of work we so richly deserve.</p>
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		<title>You had it coming</title>
		<link>http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/283</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/?p=283</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/283'><img src='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/comics/2008-08-13-b4heTh95g.jpg' border='0' /></a></p>There is a very fine line between confidence and arrogance. Some people have already crossed it but don&#8217;t know it yet. Some are well aware that they crossed it but they insist they haven&#8217;t. Hubris, denial and plain &#8216;ole stubbornness&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/283'><img src='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/comics/2008-08-13-b4heTh95g.jpg' border='0' /></a></p><p>There is a very fine line between confidence and arrogance. Some people have already crossed it but don&#8217;t know it yet. Some are well aware that they crossed it but they insist they haven&#8217;t. Hubris, denial and plain &#8216;ole stubbornness&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Absurd Unreality</title>
		<link>http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/281</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/?p=281</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/281'><img src='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/comics/2008-08-06-04vto4mNf.jpg' border='0' /></a></p>It&#8217;s right there when you get the things you want from management such that you have to check outside if it&#8217;s raining fireballs.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/281'><img src='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/comics/2008-08-06-04vto4mNf.jpg' border='0' /></a></p><p>It&#8217;s right there when you get the things you want from management such that you have to check outside if it&#8217;s raining fireballs.</p>
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		<title>Conspiracy</title>
		<link>http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/278</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/?p=278</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/278'><img src='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/comics/2008-07-30-mgu9mw53g.jpg' border='0' /></a></p>It&#8217;s tough when you feel like you&#8217;re out of the loop and there&#8217;s no way you can confirm if you really are.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/278'><img src='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/comics/2008-07-30-mgu9mw53g.jpg' border='0' /></a></p><p>It&#8217;s tough when you feel like you&#8217;re out of the loop and there&#8217;s no way you can confirm if you really are.</p>
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