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	<title>Geeks Trying To Be Funny &#187; human resources.</title>
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		<title>The Big R, Part 4</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/438'><img src='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/comics/2008-12-10-tbp8ym08y.jpg' border='0' /></a></p>Fact or fiction? You decide!]]></description>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s sing a song&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/367</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/?p=367</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/367'><img src='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/comics/2008-10-15-nN789iuKV.jpg' border='0' /></a></p>Sometimes, you just want to break into song&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Because We Care</title>
		<link>http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/308</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/?p=308</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/308'><img src='http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/comics/2008-09-17-4tmgc94t4.jpg' border='0' /></a></p>We&#8217;re really not sure anymore if they really care or if it&#8217;s just lip service (most likely it&#8217;s the latter because the days that they really did care are now long gone). However, all the [smart-ass] comments during the assemblies when they tell us this sort of stuff reveal that the employees believe otherwise.]]></description>
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<p>However, all the [smart-ass] comments during the assemblies when they tell us this sort of stuff reveal that the employees believe otherwise.</p>
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		<title>Infamous</title>
		<link>http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/292</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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		<title>Employee Retention</title>
		<link>http://sevenfloorsdown.com/geeks/archives/91</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:48:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christian</dc:creator>
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